Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Bride – 04

(Sh no Hanayome)”Bride of the General”This was easily the funniest episode of the second season and without doubt, the return of the shows ultimate troll, Yagyuu Gisen (Mizuhara Kaoru) is a big part of the reason. Yes, Gisen is alive and well, not just her physical presence, but also her sexual intensity and theatrical body language. Its safe to say theres no other character quite like Gisen and shes a particular standout in this cast, mostly because shes perpetually horny and extremely shameless in her pursuits. Its quite telling that Muneakira is almost always stripped naked when Gisen is present and her many unfailing initiatives to sex up the Shinkage General has been made apparent since day one the first thing she did when she cornered Muneakira was to help him unzip, no questions asked! But thats not all there is to Gisen, shes the poster child for a two-faced bitch adorable and sexy on the front, but cruel and insidious in the rear. From the moment she stepped foot into the Shinkage Meido Kissa tied up in bondage style, no less you knew she was all set to wreak havoc, and I certainly don’t expect her to hold back on the deceits and seductive moves this time around.Gisen, to put it mildly, revels in the fine art of troll and she has emerged as a character that seemingly cant not be funny. Even without her mind-controlling evil eye, Gisen has proven shes more than capable of creating a ruckus with just her words and the big news that she brought with her this time is the existence of an entity that is even more powerful than a Master Samurai the Queen of Blades, a Samurai Bride. As usual, the plot device was just an excuse to let the comical moments play out and most of the excitement came from Gisens masterful trolling ways. The skits and sight gags were every bit as smart and hilarious as ever, whether its Yukimuras fascination with big boobs or Sen Himes voyage into a masochist role. But as much I adore those two, Kanetsugu is in league of her own this week and I have no doubt her full-on erotic fantasy has kept her awake all night. That sketch, no question, had me laughing out loud and judging from her complete disregard of body exposure in the next morning, I suspect Kanetsugus cherry is ripe for popping, if and when Muneakira decides to pay the dog shed a visit.It wouldnt be Hyakka Ryouran without the sex jokes and verbal nastiness, but there’s also a sentimental component to the show that is featured consistently in every episode. Thats where Juubei and Sasaki Kojirou came into the picture this week, and for all of Gisens admittedly dreadful deeds, it’s plain clear Amakusa’s Master Samurai does genuinely care for the person she calls onee-sama. Now that Gisen has made her appearance, it seems like the show is ready to move on to the next stage. I have my suspicion on what the criteria to become a Samurai Bride is sexual intercourse with Muneakira, but thats clearly not within the boundaries of a non-hentai, no matter how dangerously close to the edge Hyakka Ryouran treads. The answer will be revealed sooner or later but for now, Im contented with where the series is heading and I cant wait to see what hilarity the Samurai Girls have in store for us next week!Random tidbits:

tl;dr: @SeishunRC Hyakka Ryouran Samurai Bride 04: The ultimate troll, Gisen is back! But Kanetsugus full-on erotic fantasy steals the show.Full-length images: 02, 08, 10, 12, 15, 16, 19, 20, 26, 28. ED1.02 Sequence

ED: (Kekka, Guuzen de Gozasourou) by ()()() (Yagyu Jubei [CV: Yuuki Aoi ], Sanada Yukimura [CV: Kugimiya Rie], Tokugawa Sen [CV: Kotobuki Minako])Preview

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  1. Silivious

    Gisen was so troll….xDI can’t help but wonder if she’ll join the harem, despite “belonging” to Amakusa, or whatever his name was.

    • Seishun

      We know she doesn’t mind polishing his “sword”, so that’s a good start 😉

    • lol

      Amakusa is a she

      • SDFSDG

        Yeah, I don’t get why they constantly refer to him as male when the thing she was clearly licking back in season one had boobies (AKA her ritual to revieve…her?).Also can’t help but enjoy Kanetsugu’s interference with Senhime and Yukimura. I kept on replaying the scene where she ripped out her fake boobs because the noises from both of them were too hilarious to pass up.

  2. HalfDemonInuyasha

    And we don’t even get any real build-up to Gisen’s return. She’s just…there, lol. Now that the main cast is all back together again, it’ll be interesting to see how things go, but not before the obligatory swimsuit episode next! <3

    • Seishun

      All you need to know is that she returned in one piece, boobs and ass intact, and libido off the chart 😉

    • Seishun

      Whooopsssie… have edited the text. Thanks 😉

    • sortedevaras

      Yes, Kerrigan needs in on this.

      • Seishun

        Heh, I was so tempted to link a picture of Kerrigan but decided to keep it within the anime theme XD

      • Tassadar

        She is the Swarm! And I must cleanse her from this world! (my name says it all I think!)

  3. ewok40k

    The one anime that does its fanservice in a completely unashamed, blatant and unapologetic fashion. NSFW doesnt even start to describe it.Could not resist chuckling as Gisen trolled one girl after another into trying things that could produce Samurai Bride…Kanetsugu going into full ero-fantasy mode. Doghouse blown up…Yukimura going into milk advertisement business only to turn up with fake boobs…Sen-hime turn to M side of the things together with truly perverted Hanzo hoping for a royal payback once she gets back into S side (but what if Sen gets more taste for M, reversing the roles permanently ???)…Gisen herself trying to get into General’s pants (literally!) was cherry on top. Surprisingly she showed a more serious and caring face when she saved Jubei form a dark samurai. My take on the Samurai Bride is obvious: it is a marriage – a reinforced vow of mutual support, trust and love – that would be a s uitable trigger. This is of course on direct collision course with the show’s harem nature. I can’t wait to see how they will handle it…

    • Seishun

      I LOL-ed so hard when doghouse blew up!Marriage??? That would totally ruin everything. Harem FTW 😛

      • Aex

        Tenchi Solution. Just marry them all 😛

  4. Scardigne

    Alright guys be sincere here, you guys are still watching this because the plot is very good right?

    • MgMaster

      Silly man,of course we are!What did you think?It’s so well-shaped,tender,firm,bouncy and…okaaaaaaaay,I’ll stop now 😛

    • Seishun

      Of course, how in the world did you think I wrote a 600-word post if “plot” and “back story” are non-existent 😛

      • Scardigne

        Hmmmm BACK story you say 🙂

    • Seishun

      OH YESSS! Sen Hime looks absolutely gorgeous in that traditional dress. What’s underneath is also not too shabby, if I might add 😛

  5. Vaans

    Gisen for best girl!Hopefully, she’s permanently on Muneakira’s side and become a master samurai. She’sjust too hot to let go.It won’t be for long before Muneakira loses his virginity. lol

    • Seishun

      Is it because of her eye patch? :PDon’t rule Kanetsugu out, she clearly wants a piece of that meat too :3

  6. MgMaster

    This was definitely THE ULTIMATE CURE this week for any lingering loli desires from Crime Edge’s Iwai-chan.Special thanks go to Gisen & Sen Hime – enough of them and it won’t be hard to remain on the right path.At any rate,I can see the light returning!

    • Seishun

      Shouldn’t you be eyeing Yukimura if loli is your type? 😛

      • MgMaster

        Pfff,no way!I’m a proud Sen Hime & Juubei worshiper myself!It’s just that this season has some interesting shows with lolies as part of the main cast thus making it kinda hard not to be eyeing them as well -_-

  7. I’m looking forward to next week for some swimsuits, even the dark samurai girls are participating.

    • Seishun

      Mandatory swimsuit episode \o/

    • agr0n

      Actually Suisei no Gargantia is having it’s swimsuit episode next week as well. 2 in one week :p

  8. foureyeszerosoul

    I think I like this anime’s version of Sasaki Kojiro. There’s something definitely sexy about a kimono-wearing woman with long hair and blindfold like that who speaks in archaic Japanese. Reminds me of Fate/Stay Night’s Rider (Medusa).*her eyebrows strike me a weird, though.

    • Seishun

      I agree, Sasaki Kojirou is definitely the Dark Samurai that stands out the most and the fact that she’s in love with Musashi only makes her sexier :3

  9. Magoiichi

    I finally got around to watching this and come to find out that the episode I downloaded was censored!So I immediately stopped watching at the part when Gisen shows up and downloaded the uncensored version from a different sub group.Nobody censors my Gisen, mmkay?!Let the troll games begin!I missed you Gisen and all of your aggressive sexual glory! <3My little Yukimura can’t be an Oppai Loli!

    • Seishun

      Yes sir, Gisen’s back and she’s feeling as randy as ever XDIt’s AT-X and Arms, you gotta watch this show in its uncensored glory 😉

    • Seishun

      What do you think? They seemed turned on lol

  10. agr0n

    I should find a different site to watch this anime, I’ve been watching the censored so when I saw your pictured I was like “Oh” good thing they still censored Muneakira :p

  11. ion62

    I swear, ever since that episode where she gets sniffed, I can’t stare at that kid’s pantyshot without being mildly disturbed.

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