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(Nanako ga Mizugi ni Kigaetara)
“If Nanako Wore a Swimsuit”
It is a clueless teenagerWho greets the summer heatNot with loud cries of boyish joyBut with a full retreat.The beach and sun cause young girls painTheir diets put to test.But men just see a paradiseThat they yearn with great zest.Boobies, boobies, everywhereIt’s a feast for the eyeBoobies, boobies, everywhereOne guy would rather die.Is it temptation he resistsWhen off’rings he rejects.His folks just let the nude girl in.A trap he might suspect.But he who calls himself a man.Should not think with his headWho wastes the first day of his breakTo babysit instead?When fate pairs you with buxom maidsA hint you might surmise.She wished you there despite her shameAre they just not your size?He knoweth best, who loveth bestAll breasts both great and smallThose melon buns are not requiredTrue men should loveth all.Let’s hope one that’s not so clueless,Will from this day be born.A sadder and a wiser man,He’ll rise the morrow morn.
Thanks for the work and the poetry.I guess not much to say on a swimwear episode.And I can’t do poetry so normal writing I must do.
I appreciate the twist on the Rime of the Ancient Mariner.Maybe could drop some hints on the Alabtross.Fantastic work by the way.
Meter and rhyme match,I like the Rime parody,Great job Passerby!The show is cute but,Swimsuit episode checked offRequired trope list?For the Lit Major:I think the albatross isEijis cluelessness. 🙂