「非モテはぐフナセンパイにもついに春が到来っスか～？ / 愛とか言われちゃってますよぉセンパーイ？」 (Himote Hagu Funa Senpai ni mo Tsui ni Haru ga Touraissu ka～? / Ai Toka Iwarechattemasu yoo Senpaai?)
"Has Spring Come Even for You, the Unpopular Loner Louse Senpai? / Did You Hear Her Talk About Love, Senpai?"

“I likе to say, ‘What if?’, but if...”