「未来は誰にもわからない!」 (Mirai wa Darenimo Wakaranai!)
"Nobody Knows What the Future Holds!"

This may not be the final episode, but it sure felt like the finale.

「これでもう心配ない!」 (Kore de Mō Shinpainai!)
"Nothing more to worry about!"

No, it's football time.

「もう打つ手がない!」 (Mō Utsu Te ga Nai!)
"Nothing Can Be Done!"

Reports of the plot's death are greatly exaggerated.

「チームワークが生まれない!」 (Chīmuwāku ga Umarenai!)
"Can't Foster Teamwork!"

Amagi Brilliant Park: the Craziest Place on Earth.

「恋心が届かない!」 (Koigokoro ga Todokanai!)
"Your Love Isn't Reaching!"

I should just stop trying to predict Amaburi's narrative direction. Crow has a distinctly unappetising flavour.

「プールが危ない!」 (Pūru ga Abunai!)
"The Pool Is Unsafe!"

Apparently, the producers looked at last week's episode and thought: we need more ships!

「人手が足りない!」 (Hitode ga Tarinai!)
"Not Enough Manpower!"

HMS IsuzuSeiya, full steam ahead!

「お金が足りない!」 (Okane ga Tarinai!)
"Not Enough Money"

It's not just Isuzu's who's misplaced as a theme park entertainer---the entire cast is downright psychopathic.

「秘書が使えない!」 (Hisho ga Tsukaenai!)
"The Secretary Is Useless!"

When all you see are nails, what you need is a hammer. Hammer, flint and gunpowder.