「初恋の人」 (Hatsukoi no Hito)
"First Love"

Be Careful, It's My Heart

「キャトルミューティレーションを君は見たか」 (Kyatoru Myūtirēshon o Kimi wa Mita ka)
"Have You Ever Seen a Cattle Mutilation?"

The Gladiator cut that didn't make it to theatres

「合体！セルポドーバーデーモンネッシー！」 (Gattai! Serupo Dōbā Dēmon Nesshī!)
"Merge! Serpo Dover Demon Nessie!"

How do you even begin to explain that to a teacher?

「なんかモヤモヤするじゃんよ」 (Nanka Moyamoya Suru jan yo)
"I've Got This Funny Feeling"

“Monsters are after my balls”- if that’s not an incentive to work out, I don’t know what is.

「優しい世界へ」 (Yasashī Sekai e)
"To a Kinder World"

That was jaw-droppingly gorgeous.

「ヤベー女がきた」 (Yabē Onna ga Kita)
"A Dangerous Woman Arrives"

Spiritual powers in the hands of a delusional teenager is a dangerous thing indeed.

「タマはどこじゃんよ」 (Tama wa Doko jan yo)
"Like, Where Are Your Balls?"

Turbo Granny really dropped the ball on this one

「ターボババアをぶっ飛ばそう」 (Tābo Babā o Buttobasō)
"Kicking Turbo Granny's Ass"

Dandandan is wild ride- but one without the safety belt, maybe even without the cart.

「ババアとババアが激突じゃんか」 (Babā to Babā ga Gekitotsu jan ka)
"It's a Granny vs. Granny Clash!"

You can see where Momo gets her attitude from