「大艦巨砲でピンチ!」 (Daikan Kyohō de Pinchi ! )
"In a Big Pinch with a Battleship's Big Cannon!"

When is Hai-Furi going to let me use all these 'you sunk my battleship!' jokes I've saved up?

「赤道祭でハッピー!」 (Sekidōsai de Happī ! )
"Happy at the Equator Festival!"

Becalmed sailors have lots of time, so they get very drunk.

「ミーナでピンチ！」 (Mina de Pinchi!)
"Mina in a Pinch!"

Often does anime try to sprinkle in some German, and often is it completely awful.

「比叡でピンチ！」 (Hiei de Pinchi!)
"In a Pinch with the Hiei!"

I guess we can count this one as a warm-up match.

「嵐でピンチ!」 (Arashi de Pinchi!)
"In a Stormy Pinch!"

This could be the best episode we've had thus far, and they didn't even shoot anything.

「機雷でピンチ!」 (Kirai de Pinchi!)
"In a Mined Pinch!"

And suddenly, the Harekaze had a collective thought: we didn't really need so much crew, did we?

「武蔵でピンチ!」 (Musashi de Pinchi!)
"Pinched by the Musashi!"

In an anime with less warships, this would be a beach episode.

「乙女のピンチ！」 (Otome no Pinchi!)
"Maidens in a Pinch!"

...There's a Japanese Toilet Federation?

「パジャマでピンチ!」 (Pajama de Pinchi!)
"In a Pinch in Pyjamas!"

Public service announcement: many Germans are perfectly pleasant people, and are sometimes not even all that angry.