「サーバーメンテナンス中です」 (Saabaa Mentenansu Chuu desu)
"Server Down for Maintenance"

I definitely did not see that coming.

「乱入バトル確変中!」 (Rannyuu Batoru Kakuhen-chuu!)
"Sudden Battle Chances Up!"

Why do the dullest characters seemingly have the most powerful deaths?

「ルール変更のお知らせ」 (Ruuru Henkou no Oshirase)
"Notice of New Rules"

If ever you thought this game had an ending, think again.

「ゲリライベント発生中!」 (Gerira Ibento Hassei-chuu!)
"Sudden Event in Session!"

Two girls down, two more to go. I dare say the climax beckons.

「親密度を上げよう!」 (Shinmitsudo o Ageyou)
"Up Your Friendship!"

How exactly do you kill an undead loli? I'm not sure either.

「激レアアイテムをゲットしよう！」 (Geki-Rea Aitemu o Getto shiyou!)
"Get the Super-Rare Items!"

You wanted one death? Why not three?

「新キャラを追加しました!」 (Shin Kyara o Tsuikashimashita!)
"New Character!"

Death flags, fat wads of cash, and yuri relationships. This show has it all.

「フレンドを増やそう!」 (Furendo o Fuyasou!)
"Add More Friends!"

Now that is how you off a character, Out of left field and with no warning whatsoever.

「バージョンアップのお知らせ！」 (Baajon Appu no Oshirase!)
"Update Notice!"

As expected, news of last week's shocking ending sure didn't take long to spread. Our magical girls definitely have a reason to try their damnedest now.