Barber was not an option.

New season, familiar result.

A photo finish, as you'd expect.

None of this post was written in Sharpie.

Cloudy, with a chance of fallout.

Sometimes a little shock and awe works too.

It doesn't seem like anything else with this title is going to be published anytime soon, so I thought we should pitch in.

It's looking awfully snowy for a summer poll.

It's like a merry-go-round...

You don't even have to register for this vote, so I don't want to hear any excuses.